JESUS MIXED WITH KIM KARDASHIAN
so i was cleaning the garage with my mom and
"mom what the shit is this?"
"what? Oh, that’s our family crest."
guYS I HAVE A FAMILY CREST LOOK HOW BAD ASS THIS IS
fuck you get a cool one with decapitated medusa or some shit mine literally has a chicken with a crown
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE
THAT GIF I CAN’T ANYMORE HELP ME PLEASE JESUS
my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.